Are you sitting comfortably ?
 

I have been asked questions like  What was your first booking like ?  or  What was your worst client like ?  and  What's the most you've earned in one night ? etc soooooo many times I thought I'd record the answers.......... for the curious among you.

The best way I found to do this, so as to tell the story faithfully was to write it down first and then recite it . This makes it sound like I am telling a story....which I guess I am, but the content is all 100% true. Ask any Escort.......the work is so varied you don't have to make anything up !
 

My first client . . . . .                                                            0909  XXX Clients only

A night to forget . . . . .                                                      0909  XXX Clients only

If only they were all like this . . . . .                                   0909  XXX Clients only

The executive that just couldn't leave his desk . . . . .    0909  XXX Clients only

You want me to do what  ! . . . . .                                       0909  XXX Clients only

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